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Hi, I'm Mary. My blog consists of food porn, fandoms, the Vlogbrothers, feminism, cats, cuttlefish, art, photography, and other totally random shit that I like, in no particular order. Sometimes I also say things. I'm not unique or special.

Single girls who post wedding ideas and relationship articles on Facebook. Every. Single. Day:
please stop.

bombasticunicorn:

thewomanfromitaly:

listengirlfriends:

When it comes to objectification, this is a great example of why comparing male strip clubs to Hooters is a “false equivalent.”

i’m creating a kickstarter for cojones right now

HOLY SHIT THO

bombasticunicorn:

thewomanfromitaly:

listengirlfriends:

When it comes to objectification, this is a great example of why comparing male strip clubs to Hooters is a “false equivalent.”

i’m creating a kickstarter for cojones right now

HOLY SHIT THO

(via causticsnark)

DC:

Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-

Marvel:

YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS

DC:

We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.

Marvel:

HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE

DC:

The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.

Marvel:

DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER

DC:

After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.

Marvel:

PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW

DC:

We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...

Marvel:

NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.

DC:

We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.

Marvel:

NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM

DC:

We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.

Marvel:

FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO

DC:

Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-

Marvel:

NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK

DC:

Wait-

Marvel:

NEW FEMALE THOR

DC:

I didn't-

Marvel:

NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA

Marvel:

TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE

Marvel:

PEACE

theamazingindi:

listen, i don’t know about you, but the only people I know who actually enjoy the smell of axe body spray are not women. it’s dudes. it’s all dudes. i have worn axe body spray and walked into a room and have been complimented by legions of dudes. axe body spray is an agent of the gay agenda to make men smell better for other men to unlock their latent homosexuality and there is no stopping them now, we’re in too deep and it’s far too late.

(via bisexualkatebeckett)

saltiestmermaid:

morphia-writes:


littlemoongoddess:

onemuseleft:

ittlebitz:

starrysleeper:

Wait a minute…

I have been laughing at this for hours now…

So, true story. The woman in this photo is Kendra Kaplan. Her husband was in Iraq for twelve months but the military has this thing called leave. Some of us may recognize the concept from old episodes of Star Trek. In this photo she is five months pregnant after conceiving her second child during her husband’s leave. That envelope in her hand is the ultrasound results. She waited for him to come home to find out if it was a girl or a boy.
There’s been several articles about it.The photo resulted in this woman receiving so much hate mail, from both internet cut-ups and the actual media, that she even took a paternity test and provided proof of her husband’s leave schedule. Her real life friends have stopped talking to her over these rumors.  
Oh, and by the way, that baby bump is a two year old by now. People are still shitting on this woman over a nasty internet meme two years later.
So in short, you’re mocking a faithful wife for something that isn’t any of our damn business anyway and has long since been disproven. 
Good job Internet.

Thank you for this!

Finally a rebloggable version of this idiotic post. 


There’s always more to the story.

saltiestmermaid:

morphia-writes:

littlemoongoddess:

onemuseleft:

ittlebitz:

starrysleeper:

Wait a minute…

I have been laughing at this for hours now…

So, true story. The woman in this photo is Kendra Kaplan. Her husband was in Iraq for twelve months but the military has this thing called leave. Some of us may recognize the concept from old episodes of Star Trek. In this photo she is five months pregnant after conceiving her second child during her husband’s leave. That envelope in her hand is the ultrasound results. She waited for him to come home to find out if it was a girl or a boy.

There’s been several articles about it.The photo resulted in this woman receiving so much hate mail, from both internet cut-ups and the actual media, that she even took a paternity test and provided proof of her husband’s leave schedule. Her real life friends have stopped talking to her over these rumors.  

Oh, and by the way, that baby bump is a two year old by now. People are still shitting on this woman over a nasty internet meme two years later.

So in short, you’re mocking a faithful wife for something that isn’t any of our damn business anyway and has long since been disproven. 

Good job Internet.

Thank you for this!

Finally a rebloggable version of this idiotic post. 

There’s always more to the story.

(Source: itscalledfashionlookitup, via bisexualkatebeckett)

I feel cute today. 

(Source: avant--scarred, via wishingblind)

(Source: sgpiegp4rt, via magicdroolbus)

mooshoeproductions:

Here are some photos from the making of the prop signs for the movie! What we did is paint the sign black, posted over it with white and cut out the letters, and then we’ve spray-painted them so we’ll have white letters on a black background, somewhat 1960s style. Today, we’ll have the finished product! Huzzah! 

Prop signs! Woohoo! We’re making progress.